Chrome Sparks - Bardot 2.9.13

Another dope Bardot show.

Turned into a good night for networking,

street art, and cool gay guys from Manhattan.

And another thing, 

people buy tables/bottles at bars?

...oh.

Won't hot was I?

...maybe a little bit.

...had to mention this one bc it reminds me

of "Oohs & Aahs" -Theophilus London ft. Jesse Boykins III

maybe I'm reaching...

Groupies, Strippers, and Broke Asses.

Why am I just now finding

out that popping bottles in the club

really means paying $400 for a $30 bottle of Hennessy?

The fuck part of the game is this?!

And why do only a few of the stripper broads

have asses?

And why are we wearing flats to a club in Miami?!

...i need answers.

Anywho,

first official night out on SoBe. 

good times.

Apparently,

since my club ventures haven't included

sparklers, VIP bottle service, and C-list celebrities,

I've been doing it wrong.

Oh, and Fabolous, Stevie J, and Pusha-T

were there.

...next time, remind me to get excited.

Dam-Funk | Bardot

...a couple weeks I found out that

a little piece of Pasadena funk 

was coming to visit Miami, so naturally,

I had to be in attendance.

...and the devilish thoughts resurface

Mayer Hawthorne!

Could not believe how nice he was.

Really goes to show you that humility

goes a long way 

Having had arguably one of the worst weeks

since touching down in Little Latin America,

I left around 3am smelling like

cigarettes, IceBreakers, and tequila.

Good times indeed.

por siempre.

...this one's dedicated to you.

10.31.12 --Lincoln Road

...didn't arrive with this Russian that speaks fluent

Portuguese, Spanish, Russian, and English,

but I def should've left with him.

 "Jungle girl," "Nature," "Mother Earth,"

no nigga, I'm 

Poison Ivy.

 Bad Santa even let me spank him with my 

vines ;) 

 this is the coolest ice cream shop ever.

maybe I'll actually get a

scoop next time