Monday, February 11, 2013

Groupies, Strippers, and Broke Asses.



Why am I just now finding
out that popping bottles in the club
really means paying $400 for a $30 bottle of Hennessy?
The fuck part of the game is this?!
And why do only a few of the stripper broads
have asses?
And why are we wearing flats to a club in Miami?!
...i need answers.

Anywho,
first official night out on SoBe. 
good times.








Apparently,
since my club ventures haven't included
sparklers, VIP bottle service, and C-list celebrities,
I've been doing it wrong.

Oh, and Fabolous, Stevie J, and Pusha-T
were there.
...next time, remind me to get excited.

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